Streams and Schemes
A sizzling neighbors-to-lovers romantic comedy about two strangers who waited until their final minutes to act on their feelings…and then lived. Awkward.
Emergency Alert: Ballistic threat inbound to DC. Valeria Fuentes and Lander Dawson have fifteen minutes left to live. One last chance to tie up loose ends and live out their wildest dreams. So…they screw each other’s brains out, naturally.
Except Valeria and Lander are strangers. This headstrong camgirl and hotshot lawyer may be neighbors, but they’ve barely spoken. Tonight, it doesn’t matter. Going out with a bang (literally) is the perfect ending…until they learn the emergency alert was a mistake.
Now, neither can forget their scorching hot hookup. Valeria wants to pretend it never happened. There’s no future for a guy trying to make partner at a prestigious firm and a girl who performs for strangers every night...
But Lander disagrees. And he’ll do whatever it takes to prove he doesn’t just support Valeria’s lifestyle—he loves it.
STREAMS AND SCHEMES is a steamy, lighthearted romcom about a camgirl who hates lawyers and a lawyer who low-key doesn’t care. This is a full-length, standalone novel. No cheating. HEA guaranteed!
Tropes
🌶️ Super spicy!
💵 Sex worker/camgirl FMC
⚖️ Old money lawyer MMC
🎥 Live-streamed sexy times
🏘️ Neighbors to lovers
🤰🏽 Breeding kink
💕 Found family
👑 MMC is a sex positive king
👩🏽 FMC is a woman of color
😜 Funny!
Content Warnings
Streams and Schemes is, intentionally, a very spicy book. There’s a lot of sex. Detailed sex. What follows is an alphabetized list of all spicy content. After that, I’ve included an alphabetized list of potential triggers.
Light spoilers follow, so only expand as-needed. Spicy stuff: anal sex, backdoor fingering, breast slapping, breeding kink, choking, cock slapping, cunnilingus, double penetration with toys, exhibitionism, fellatio, filming/camming, fingering, kissing, masturbation, rim jobs (off-page), somnophilia (off-page), spitting, squirting, and vaginal sex. Potential triggers: attempted sexual assault, blood, divorce, loss of parent due to heart attack (off-page), loss of a parent due to suicide (off-page, not explicitly described), machismo, mention of nuclear attack (false alarm!), narcissistic fathers, pregnancy and childbirth (mostly off-page), profanity, racism, and sexism.
